i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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