I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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