i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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