Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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