I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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