I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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