So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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