I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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