you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
