I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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