So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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