She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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