Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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