Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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