he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Randomize
