I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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