All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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