i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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