Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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