I saw his package. It spoke to me.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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