Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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