ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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