I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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