i just google imaged poop.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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