She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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