now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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