So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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