I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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