If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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