I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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