Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
