I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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