that's an acceptable place to lick
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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