that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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