I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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