wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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