We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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