Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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