If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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