You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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