Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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