yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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