Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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