PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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