So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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