Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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