we need to drink 2009 down the drain
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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