You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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