Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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