im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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