apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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