Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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