So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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