u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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